What Is This, I Don't Even-

Big news post today. The following updates to the site have taken effect as you read this.

  • First and foremost, if you're wondering why your comments aren't coming up instantly, it's because me and Midg3y have decided to review comments first before being published. This is as a result of the constant flaming we get from trolls. However, it is only temporary, since we all know about the proverb about troll feeding.
  • We now have a Twitter! Follow us at http://twitter.com/Unimportance
  • We are in the process of getting a domain name, i.e www.blogofunimportance.com. There are a few technical hurdles we must jump through first with out domain hosters.
  • The podcast has been delayed until Saturday, May 23. This gives us time to fix up technical problems we had when we were originally going to record.
  • We also have a new contributor, iAREtehL. Expect his first post soon enough.
  • Thanks to you guys, we have made $12 on our thousandth view! Thanks guys!
Well, that's all for today.

A Sexy Comic, By Captain ADD

Here's another comic written by me and drawn by the excellent Captain ADD here, it was originally supposed to be made for a Getting Schooled segment about teacher incompetency, but that segment probably won't come into fruition for a while. So, enjoy!

Getting Schooled #2: Social Networking (Part 1)

Social networking (i.e Facebook, Bebo, Myspace, etc) are essential to any secondary schooler's social life. It's where people come to say colourful things to people that they wouldn't say to them personally, both offensively and complimentary. When combined with instant messengers, social networking can rank up anyone in the lower parts of School's social hierarchy. However, social networking and the interwebs in general can seem quite intimidating, so I've come up with this handy-dandy guide on how to make your profile/page/whatever a success.

Step 1: Creating an E-Mail account
Both instant messengers and social networking sites require email accounts to use, so the first part of this guide will cover creating an email account. You can use Hotmail, Gmail, Live, AOL, Yahoo or whatever else you feel fine with, it's the name of your email, however, that is important. You want a name that's both pretentious and personal, so you can follow these guidelines:

  • Before you start making the address, you need to be in the correct mindset of spelling. Remember: You want to use the least amount of letters possible, and maximize the amount of numbers.
  • Your address needs an intro, or a "prefix", so to speak. This "prefix" can be used to either describe you, how great you think you are, or how unoriginal you like your email addresses to be. Examples include "lil", "pro", "baby".
  • Always include your nationality someway in your email. Use it in the most pretentious and over-confident way you can. And always, ALWAYS, spell it using the least amount of letters and the most amount of numbers as you can, making sure to replace the Ss with Zs. . Examples include "azn", "cro8an", "ozz1", "fil0", and "v13t"
  • Now for the nitty gritty of the email address: the "body", this primarily describes who you are and what you do in more detail than the intro or the nationality. If your a boy, try to include as much sports as you possibly can into your email address. This includes naming your particular choice of sport, or perhaps your favourite club of said sport, like "soccerboii", "parrarulz", "liverpooldood", etc. Alternatively, you can include a hobby of some sort, not taking into account your skill or involvement in said hobby. For example, "shuffl3r", "gu1tarisT" "Sn1p3r". Girls, however, must make use of their e-mail bodies to make it as か わ い い as possible. Not being a girl, I don't think I can give much help here, so for those 0.2 or so females reading this guide must use their own sense of kawaiiness to decide if thier email body is kawaii enough.
  • Finally, your e-mail address needs a close. For the close, people like to use numbers, like their year of birth, or some random number they picked out of their deep recesses of their minds, while others like to use animals, or perhaps even their own first name. A popular close for girls can be "princess", though the spelling of it can be varied.
  • Keep in mind that this scaffold of an address is very flexible, and thus can have 2 intros, 2 closes, etc. Also remember to seperate your address particles by using underscores, dots, or hyphens, perhaps even a mixture of the three!
Here's an email address I prepared earlier, I decided to use the number that some observant pervert realized looked obscurely like an oral sex position for the close.
Stay tuned for the next edition of Social Networking, where I'll discuss the wonders of instant messaging!

The Offical Podcast Of Unimportance!

After days of pressuring Midg3y, we have decided to make a fortnightly podcast, each episode going for around an hour each.

To help fill out said hour, we need you guise to come up with some questions, so ask away!

Watch this space for the iTunes link to the podcast.

To save your time on teh almighty interwebz , here's the latest Fred episode.



...god I hate Fred.

Response To A Response: Swine Flu

As I have received negative comments towards my swine flu rant, I shall attempt to retort them.

Dear Anonymouse #1 and #2,
At the time of writing, outside of Mexico, the swine flu has only managed to kill one toddler. And only one person other then that (in the US) has been hospitalized. Why? Because unlike the pitiful health care in Mexico, developed countries have managed to successfully treat those infected with the virus.

My empathy towards the victims of the flu virus was never mentioned in my original rant. I never said I don't care. People die every 6 seconds. Dying of the flu isn't any more significant or tragic than someone dying of anything else. There are many more victims of various diseases to be empathetic for. For example, HIV. Do people still remember this? In 2007 alone, 270, 000 CHILDREN died of HIV. If you do the math, that's more than 4 times the amount of child mortality due to HIV DAILY then the amount of people who have died of the swine flu as of today, 2nd May.

My original rant wasn't about the Swine Flu not being a problem, because among the plethora of global issues today, it is. It was that the media was blowing it WAY out of proportion. Perhaps people should worry about the bigger picture, and more serious death-causing events like; drugs, car crashes, cancer, rather then having to make a bigger than needed fuss about the Swine flu.

Movie Review: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Which from now on will be known as X-Wolverine for the sake of convenience, and to prevent confusion) is set roughly 20 years before the events of the original X-Men movie (If you haven't seen it, I recommend watching it, then watching X2, as you'll enjoy this movie slightly more if you do. You don't have to bother watching the third one, it sucked.), and focuses on the grizzly past of our lovable anti-hero, Wolverine. As such, many of the main characters from the first three X-Men movies are not present in this installment, with the exception of Wolverine, Sabretooth and a few cameos (which I'll get to in a minute)


*Skip this paragraph if you want to see this movie fresh (it does not however, contain spoilers)*



During the first 3 or so minutes, we see a young Sabretooth and Wolverine, named Victor and Wolverine respectively. James's dad, (who bares a striking resemblance to adult Wolverine) is shot by Victor's (who bares a striking resemblance to adult Sabretooth). We see James metaphorically unleash the animal, as he grows his first set of claws (made of bone), and uses them to kill Victor's dad, where it is then revealed that Victor's dad was also infact James'. Victor and James flee, where they make a pact to stick together, and mow down anyone stupid enough to get in their way. We are then treated to a nice montage of Sabretooth and Wolverine fighting during the American Civil War, as well as both World Wars and the Vietnam war. From this footage, the differences between the personalities of the two are clear; Wolverine refrains from unleashing his inner animal, instead using technical and coordinated attacks, while Sabretooth does the opposite, and embraces his inner animal, pouncing on four legs and attacking head-on. While Wolverine mercifully kills only who he must, Sabretooth finds it necessary to kill innocent civilians, going as far as (what it looks like) attempting to rape a Vietnamese girl, only to be caught by a commanding officer, and in effect attacking the entire army. Both Wolverine and Sabretooth are sent to the firing squad, where they're accelerated regenerative systems render bullets useless. They are recruited into Team X by William Stryker (Villian from X2), and Wolverine leaves as they slaughter innocent villagers while searching for meteor fragments. Fast foward 6 years, and Wolverine is living a normal life as a Canadian lumberjack, complete with cliche dedicated girlfriend. We find out that Team X has disbanded, and Sabretooth kills whatsherface. Wolverine faces off with Sabretooth, and is defeated. Wolverine, with the help of Styker, sets off in search of vengeance, but comes across something far more sinister.

The plot is faithful to the source material, while at the same time creatively connects to the flashbacks and characters of the first 3 X-Men movies. And this is one thing that this movie does right, while other adaptions such as Dragonball: Evolution do wrong. Having read Wolverine: Origins, I like this retelling of Wolverine's past better than the comic, which is a rare thing for me to do. Another thing that this movie does excellently is the character develpment of Wolverine, as he transforms from a nobleman to the badass anti-hero we all know and love. There are several unfortunate events that occur to Wolverine that make him a tragic anti-hero, a feat rarely done in comic book adaptions. The special effects are also excellently done, with the stunts pulled off excellently and the CGI used appropriately, this is one of the first times where fake-looking CGI actually helped me enjoy a movie, as it gave me a comic book charm that few other movies have. What makes them especially great is that they are both used in the right places, having the right balance between CGI and pyrotechnics /costume. Stunts are brilliantly pulled off, and all other general aesthetics of the movie look great. The main symbolic theme of the movie, "Unleashing the Animal" isn't done as well as themes such as Watchmen's "Who will watch the Watchmen?" or The Dark Knight's "We are all corruptible", though it pulls a valiant effort.

X-Wolverine, however, is not without its (many) gripes. The movie's whole plot is seemingly made to include as many different X-Men characters as it can, to appease to the fanboys. This would of been fine, if the modifications to the source material's plot were original, but ultimately fall short of not being predictable. There are far too many unnecessary plot twists and characters that make the movie feel rushed, not to mention it tries way too hard to connect with the previous X-Men movies.

My main issue with the movie, however, is that they RAPED GAMBIT! Gambit is supposed to be a badass, charming, Cajun-accented character, but in this movie he's portrayed as an annoying, emo, Southern-accented nuisance. Not to mention he gets far too little screen time. Honestly, I'd rather of have him missing from this X-Wolverine altogether than have him portrayed in this way.

The two villians, Sabretooth and Stryker, are both too cliche and don't exist alongside each other, instead clashing with themselves. Both Sabretooth and Stryker, especially the latter, had opportunities to be tragic villains, but instead are just cliche, cold-blooded villains that do things to Wolverine out of spite. Team X was pulled off perfectly, with the right amount of members, and the right mutants chosen. It didn't feel like Team X was too crowded, nor lacking in numbers, not to mention that they were fun to watch. The allusions and references to the comic book series, though plentiful, were sometimes pulled off awkwardly and unnecessarily. When it comes to the 10th or so time that something is coincidentally a reference to the comics, it gets a bit awkward.

X-Wolverine is a very awesome looking movie, though its major gripes and shallowness prevent it from being as enjoyable as I had hoped. If you watch it like a saturday morning cartoon, this movie will rip your face off and throw it into a pool of relentless violence, and like the masochistic person you are, you will enjoy it. However, if you treat it like recent successful comic book adoptions such as Watchmen and The Dark Knight, it will leave you disappointed and wanting more. X-Men Origins: Wolverine is the best at what it does, but what it does, it ain't pretty.

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