Game Theory: A Stunning Revelation.

I don’t like Left 4 Dead. There, I said it. For the 2 of you reading this blog, Left 4 Dead is a game made by my favourite video game developer, Valve, which revolves around you and 3 other people, be it your friends, complete strangers, or bots, getting from point A to point B. Luckily for your testosterone filled hormones, there are x amount of zombies in between point A and B, along with y amounts of “special” zombies, each with their own unique ability, that also are controlled by either bots or humans. “Hold on,”, you may find yourself asking me. “Aren’t you basically describing about 80% games in existence”. Well, if you could let me finish, the things that separate L4D from the >9000 zombie games out there are the:

  • Heavy co-operative play designed levels, that require you and the 3 other survivors to cooperate as a team
  • The AI “Director”, that decides where and where hordes of zombies spawn
  • The fact that it’s made by Valve.

Everyone seems to love L4D. I can understand why. Who wouldn’t like shoving hot, hot lead up a zombie’s face with 3 of their best friends? But to me it just kinda seems repetitive. To help me with explaining why I think it’s repetitive, I’ll compare it to another loved Valve game of mine, Team Fortress 2, which I've managed to spend over 200 hours on.

Team Fortress 2 is comparable to a game of chess. Each team starts of with an equal amount of players, and each time must simply complete the objective to win. There is a numerous amountsof objectives, including Capture the Control Point, Capture the Intel (Flag), Capture the Control Point While At the Same Time Defending Yours, Kill the Other Team or Capture the Point, or Capture the Control Point by Push an Explosives-Filled Cart Along A Track That Unorthodoxly Leads To a Hole Full Of Oil Drums and Other Explosive Properties That Just Happens to be Right In Front of The Enemy Base.

Aside from Arena mode (Kill the Other Team or Capture the Point), the way you get to completing the objective in TF2 attributes to it’s addictive nature. The unpredictability of what classes your opponents have chosen, Sentry placement, etc which forces you to alter your tactics accordingly makes sure that no two games are the same.

Left 4 Dead, on the other hand, has fairly linear level design, unlike TF2's open levels with multiple pathways.An example of a gameplan in TF2 is Capture Capture Point A first while a Scout keeps people at Capture Point B busy, and finally capture Point C while the on the strong momentum. Going to Point A to Point B while shooting x amount of zombies is all L4D has to offer on all levels. It’s far too repetitive. Sure, the special infected and the Director try their best to catch you off guard, but they ultimately fall flat in offering the same amount of unpredictability in TF2.

If only there was some combination between the two...


...excuse me while I clean up the mess I just made.

There are a lot of other gripes I have with the game, but that’s for another time for another article.

And yes, I’m aware of L4D2. And Survival Mode, which I'll cover soon.

I don't know who made the Team 4Tress pic, so if anyone wants to claim ownership they can.

9 comments:

Delaid.

June 9, 2009 at 6:30 PM  

I jizzed in my pants like, twice.

Anonymous

June 9, 2009 at 10:00 PM  

It's funny since you don't own L4D or let's say the 'full content' :P

Anonymous

June 10, 2009 at 10:15 PM  

run outta ideas aye? I WANT MY FARKEN E3 COVERAGE/RANT

Anonymous

June 10, 2009 at 10:18 PM  

YOU SEEMED TO LIKE IT WEN WE WERE @ CITYHUNTER, WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE OF HEART.

caps*

Andy

June 15, 2009 at 9:37 PM  
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Andy

June 15, 2009 at 9:44 PM  

spam

Andy

June 15, 2009 at 9:45 PM  

lol

Andy

June 15, 2009 at 9:46 PM  

my password is;
what?
taps foot on chair
your mother your mother you m other
i bet you cant type this as fast as i say it hahaha shit
yous puncutation faggot
there is a comma after punctatioj and before faggot and is said there is a comma not theres a comma hahaha ur stuffing ahahahah
and you forgot to type in there ugh never mind
ehehe
no
highlets text and reads stuff on steam about team fortress 2
ahahahaha this guy is funny *laughs at thing he is reading*
"i laught first before i said this guy is funny'
scrolls down
bahahahaha :O
*thinks about veronica*
""inside voice"" "oh noes i am supposed to be over herl; i must now think of lauren instead ahhaha"
haha very funny.

click click click highlight
back
opens new window
alt tabbing
staring into white space
computer is lagging
reading about large hardon collider
alt tabbing
reading his inbox
has 1000 internext exploreres open
continously alt tabbing
wating for laggyness to end
contines to read random comments on sum forum
scrathes
"i was scratchin faggot"
taps finger on mouse
and leans head on hand (sign of bordem)
reads about vavle dreams of team fortress 2 movie, divulges "meeet the tea' origins and hihglights random stuff due to his bordemness and desperation for lauren or veronica i dont know.

looks at this
smiles
scoffs
goes back to his own screen
*thats right biatch* (what i am thinking)
nixon talks to him
does not reply
still reading sum stupid article on team fortress 2
scrolls down
(andy) btw i think you should post this sumwhere on ur bebo or blog or facebook or twitter or wateva u have
says something inaudible
occasionlly looks here
"why dont you put it on ur bebo or blog or facebook or twitter or wateva u have" says shane,, in annoyance of what i am typing.
mwhawhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaha
highlights random stuff aswell
yawns

plays wif fingers
checks his fingres out
laughs at what i just typed
turns back to his screen and continues reading the same article
closes window
and goes back to forum
and opens a new link
alt tabs
highlights random stuff i cannot read from here
alt tabs
goes to inbox
reads sumones steam profile
constant al tabbing
highlights sumones personal class stats hours time played
stares at this screen
ggoes back once i type "stares at this screen"
swtiching between both screens
moving his head
alt tabbing
running out of things to do on his comoputer
burps and laughs O.o
checking out TF2 comic
finsishes reading comic
claims that he hasnt finished reading it
(my bad, i cannot read his mind)
says something inaudible
clicks 'how a female class is supposed to look like' ... wtf????

reads reads and reads
god thjis is getting boring
i think not says shane, reading what i typed
therefore i shall end this now
ta ta peoples

shane gales boring school life.
ty for reading

Sacks

October 6, 2009 at 5:33 PM  

Shane you have almost 40 hours of L4D game time on your Steam account over the past 2 weeks.

You constantly ask me for City Hunter time.

Your addicted to a game you don't like?

The game isn't the problem... being a hypocrite is the problem.

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